January 24, 2011 § Leave a comment

These are extremely ugly creatures, except when they’re in the right place and then they become completely invisible. They are very hard to catch, but when caught, very loyal. They are solitary and don’t care for the company of other theses. Their diet consists of unnecessary words, comma splices and vague topics. Their lifespan is generally as long as they know their place in their surroundings, once out of context the thesis will suffocate and die within a week.


1. A proposition stated or put forward for consideration, especially one to be discussed and proved or to be maintained against objections.


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