January 9, 2011 § 1 Comment

Subject is an extremely selfish, narcissistic and egocentric beast. She loves nothing better than to talk about herself while gazing at herself in the mirror. She believes she is the center of the universe (mostly due to elaborate accessories). She even has four arms in order to point to herself more than twice. Predicate is madly in love with her and follows her everywhere.


1. Is one of the two main constituents of a clause, according to a tradition that can be tracked back to Aristotle and that is associated with phrase structure grammars; the other constituent is the predicate.


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